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Doctor:
Are you sexually active?
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Me:
Yes.
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Doctor:
Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
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Me:
No.
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Doctor:
Are you taking birth control pills?
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Me:
No.
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Doctor:
Do you use condoms?
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Me:
Nope.
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Doctor (beginning to look concerned):
Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
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Me:
Not that I'm aware of.
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Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone):
Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
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Me:
Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
